Jokes Duniya

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.

Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”

Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.

Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

“Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?”

Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”

A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.

When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.

“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.