Water everywhere…
Irritated tenant to the land lord, “Look, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bed room.”
Landlord replied, “Just as our contract says, Running water in every room!”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Short Funny Jokes
Banta’s purpose
Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.
What’s your phone number?
On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:
“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”
Submitted by: Rohit walia
I want to be a cockroach
Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.
Santa Banta out for movie
Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.
Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).
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