Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?”
One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it!
Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘nahi khaenge sir.’
Sir: ‘kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.’
Bachche: ‘alright sir!’
Sir: ‘jua nahi kheloge.’
Bachche: ‘ok! sir.’
Sir: ‘desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.’
Bachche: ‘de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!
Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
One student answers, “Because in our country the fathers hardly ever get to speak! “
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”
The boy thought for awhile and said,”My choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
“What comes first, Day or Night?“
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the answer being correct, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!
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