Short And Sweet Answer…
(24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
Loading ...TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
School and College Jokes
(24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5) Loading ...How I spell it!
(16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it!
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
Who discovered America?
(35 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
Aur cheat fekuuuu…
(17 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5) Loading ...A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”
Submitted by: pratishtha arora
Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state
(23 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5) Loading ...LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
Submitted by: Mohit Agarwal
