What is my age?
Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.
Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Submitted by: Maninder
School and College Jokes
T.V mathmatics
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
Submitted by: vaibhav.r
Essay on milk
Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.
One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.
The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”
Submitted by: shafeen mahmood
Who discovered America?
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!
1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
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