Jokes Duniya

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

“Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?”

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach.

First he cut it’s one leg and told, “walk, walk”. Cockroach walked.

Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.

Then cut the third leg and did the same.

At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walked.

Suddenly sardar said loudly, ” I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf “.

Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”

Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”

Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.

Boy : Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar : Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.