(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
Loading ...Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
- Run like crazy. Coz he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
(11 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5) Loading ...One sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column ‘Salary Expected’ :
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
(11 votes, average: 2.73 out of 5) Loading ...Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai.
Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“
Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya.
YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI…
(14 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5) Loading ...Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR
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