Telephone Directory
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?
Sardar : “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?
Sardar : “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…
Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.

Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha Tha.
Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai.
Doosara Sardar: “dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta.”
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.

Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.”
Sardar ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskurate hue mili.
Bhagwan ne poocha Aisa kyun?

Sardar Bole : Mujhe laga koi Photo Kheench riya Si…
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
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