Jokes Duniya

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms.

Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off.

The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 miles so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea.

A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his car. The sardar replied, “Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 miles!”

Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet.

He finds the egg empty…

Getting fustrated he said, “iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!”

Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

Why?

He said: “Smile Please !”

A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.

A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?

The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.

Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?