Latest Sardar Jokes



Mein usey bahut maarta

(10 votes, average: 3.1 out of 5)
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Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.

boat

Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha Tha.

Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai.

Doosara Sardar: “dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta.”


Hutch network is following me

(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.

dog

Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?

He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.”


Photo kheench riya si…

(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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Sardar ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskurate hue mili.

Bhagwan ne poocha Aisa kyun?

thunder

Sardar Bole : Mujhe laga koi Photo Kheench riya Si…


Interview of a Sarda.

(27 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interview

Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.


Easy escape…

(12 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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Teacher to Sardar “Where were U born?”

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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