Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the Sardarji was standing.
Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops.
Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?
Driver : No
Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?
Driver again says : “NO.”
Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?
Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
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