Latest Sardar Jokes



Parking for two wheelers only

(14 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

Parking

Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?

Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.


Name of your car

(24 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Sardar : What is the name of your car?

car

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


2 sardar jees going fishing

(15 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)
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There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy

The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.

Fishing

When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.

The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?

The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee


Sardar during Diwali

(5 votes, average: 2.8 out of 5)
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Sardar talking during Diwali.

Diwali

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?

2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche.


Marathon race

(16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?

The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.

Runner

Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?

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