Parking for two wheelers only
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.
Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy“
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.

When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?“
The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee“
Sardar talking during Diwali.

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche.
A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?
The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.

Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?
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