Jokes Duniya

Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.

Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.

“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.

Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.

Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun