Jokes Duniya

Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Preeto: In the pool.

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats.”

Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.

An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”

Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”

Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”

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