(5 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...Santa Singh goes into an electrical goods store, you know one of these stores that sells fridges, TVs etc.
Santa walks up to the salesman, points and says,
“I want to buy this TV.”
The salesman say, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds.”
So Santa goes away and comes back two hours later after having a haircut, points and says,
“I want to buy this TV.”
(10 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.
Banta leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?”
The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m Sorry.”
At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, “Will it take ME,plzzz?”
(18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.
(11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5) Loading ...Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?
We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.
Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email:
