ATM Password
A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.
Santa Banta
This is eleven eleven
Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
“Is this one one one one?”, says the voice.
Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”
“Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?”
Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”
“Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night.”
Santa replied, “That’s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”
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Sardarji’s Chinese kid
Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.
“Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”
” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
“When will Punjab Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 10.30.
“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks
CROCODILE BOOTS…
Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’
