There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy“
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.
When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?“
The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee“
One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”
Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.
He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”
Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai?
Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata?
Sardarji 1: Nahi pata.
Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai.
Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!
A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,
“Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?”
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