Jokes Duniya

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.

Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?

He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.”

Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”

Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.

Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.

Santa singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.

On interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”

So, Santa goes in.

EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?

SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?

SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.

EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?

SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell
you, Sir.
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