Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands “Rubi!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red button.” “Woof! Woof!”
“Moti!” “Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!”
“Sardarji!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!”
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy : Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar : Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the Sardarji was standing.
Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops.
Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?
Driver : No
Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?
Driver again says : “NO.”
Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?
One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.
After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave the side seat.
But the Sardaji told, “I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave”.
The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.
Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.
Why?
He said: “Smile Please !”
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