Pathan on cycle
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Santa Banta
Give Him Another Chance
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Saradars start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.”
So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened – the Saradar starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?”
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Saradars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…
“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
Beautiful Red Underwear..
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.
Submitted by: ASHOK SONI
Santa Singh depressed
Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
Wrong number.
A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No”, replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”
“No”, replied the Managing Director.
“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!
Submitted by: Pradeep
