(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading ...Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.
Banta leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?”
The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m Sorry.”
At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, “Will it take ME,plzzz?”
(18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.
(11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5) Loading ...Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.”
(12 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5) Loading ...Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
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