Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

Ek sharabi tha. Wo har roz jab sharab pine jata to pass mein ek shiv mandir tha.
Wo sharab piker aata or bhagwan shiv ko dekhta or hath jodkar jata tha.
Ek din pujari ji ne bhagwan shiv ko uthaker Ganesh ji ki murti rakh di.

Us din bhi sharabi daily ki tarah aaya to usne aachanak dekha ki ganesh ji hai.
To bola: Chotu Papa ko bolna me aaya tha.
Q: Why do boys go to temple?

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Because a temple is the only place where u can find..
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