Jokes Duniya

Now that we all have laughed over the tragedy of Mr. Bachelor’s surrender to marriage, let me introduce you to the bride who’s eagerly waiting for the man of her dreams!! Oh, she’s been sooooo darn lonely all her life. The truth is that she’s waiting for her fairy tale ending. ONLY TRUE LOVE CAN TURN HER TO A LOVELY PRINCESS. Aren’t you thinking of being her bridegroom-to-be?

But it’s true, Patience is the key! Look whom has she found as her perfect soulmate…

Yup, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s Mr. BEAn Laden; you won’t believe how incredibly lovely she has become after finding her true love!!

Don’t you want to check her out now? See how amazing she looks after meeting the man of her dreams. She has totally transformed. Go here.

Wow, don’t they look as if they’re MFEO (Made For Each Other)! Now that’s what I call a Happy Ending, and you thought it only existed in fairy tales??

And you thought that Abhi-Ash or Brangelina were the best couple around?

After seeing Mr. and Mrs. Bean Laden, I’m sure you all are delighted to know about their true Happily Ever-After story. So if you were to choose between Abhi-Ash, Brangelina and Mr. and Mrs. Bean Laden, whom would you vote for?

Please vote for Mr. and Mrs. Bean, you can win free invitations to their grand Marriage Reception! Yeah,VOTE FOR BEANS!!

Take a look at the best couple again and keep voting for them:

Some pictures speak louder than words.

Don’t believe me. These pictures speak up everything about the advantages of bachelorhood. See it for yourself.

Morning : If you do not prepare Breakfast then,
Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….

Evening : If you talk with girls.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm….

Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant.

Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….

Its Better to be Bachelor ….
“Meine Shaadi kyon kiii ???”

But dear bachelors! never give up, you can always sustain your bachelorhood like the frog in this picture. Never say die!

Even if you did end up with your family pressurizing you for marriage, hope your wife wouldn’t look like this:

See our local spiderman after he got married. He’s said to have been caught by JJJDD (Jitendra’s Jumping Jack Dancing Disease)! So if you DO intend to get married, make sure you DO know what are you going to do?!! Check out what happened to our local spiderman here.

There are more meaningful funny pictures in store. Hope you get the stories behind every pictures! Click here to see more.

Do you know what’s the difference between work and prison?
==> In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8′X 10′ cell and at work you spend most of your time in 6′X 8′ cubic space. Don’t you agree?

You start wondering what you are doing in that 6′X 8′cubic space with your boss giving you a stink eye everytime he passes by and with that load of deadlines and pending tasks piled up on your desk can only make you go miserable!

But what smart people do is make the humour out of the tragedy and that irony by breaking every monday morning work blues with a topping of satire and humour.

Sometimes even if you seem to be liking your job, there might be several disappointments regarding your boss and colleagues. Sometimes, the best way to get rid of those life’s inevitable miseries is to laugh out loud and make jokes out of it.

Something like this one:

Do you know about the 10 rules to get guaranteed promotion without any hard work? Read this but don’t take this too seriously!

1. Never walk without a document in your hands

People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy

Any time you use a computer, it looks like ‘work’ to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught - your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

There are 7 more. Go on follow this link to find out more:

Now you might also want to take a look at a typical office memo? Do you think that only your workplace sucks? Check this out to know what an ideal office memo can be :

Take a look at the preview:

Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

More here:

So just seat back and relax in that little 6′X 8′cubic space working area of yours and read these funny office and business jokes to discover that you’re not the only one with work blueszzz!

Click here.

Sardar jokes are so old and so many in number that it has been getting difficult to keep track of all the new ones that come up everyday.
Mostly blond american jokes which get transferred to sardar jokes are popular here.

Okay answer me this :

Santa Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta Singh. “But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no 1″ enquired his wife. Guess what santa replied. You will have to wait till at least tomorrow to know the answer to this question.

Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh ‘Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?’ Santa replied, ‘They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.’ ‘That’s an awfully exact number,’ says the tourist. ‘How do you know their age so precisely?’
Guess what Santa replied now. You will have to wait till at least tomorrow to know the answer to this question too.

Once a sardarji was selected in Kaun Banega Crorepati. He was sitting next to Amitabh Bachchan.

Amitabh: ‘Sat sri akal ji’
Sardarji: ‘Sat sri akal’

Amitabh: ‘To aap Delhi se hain’
Sardarji: ‘Ji haan’

Amitabh: ‘To aap yahan apne pitaji ke saath aaye hain’
Sardarji: ‘Ji haan’

Amitabh: ‘Apke pitaji ka naam’
Sardarji: ‘Humm’

Amitabh: ‘Apke pitaji ka naam’
Sardarji: ‘Humm’

Amitabh: ‘Hamne pucha apke pitaji ka naam’

Sardar ji stares blankly at amitabh bachhan..
and answers..

Santa: ‘Apne char option to deeye hei nahin !!!!!’

And here is one that really made me jump up from my seat and roll on the floor with laughter…

One Santa was going to Chandigarh from Pune by an air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.

But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:”I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave“. The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.

Then the air hostess went and told the asst captain. He also came and requested,but Santa didnt leave.

Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the Asst. Capt. asked the Capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.

Capt. told :”Nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar.”

Grab this opportunity before it fleets out of your hands! Yeah, honestly, it’s a grand offering, don’t miss it for the world.

Nokia Mobile Phone with Camera for only Rs. 4000. Go for it: Don’t Miss This Opportunity

Come on, don’t be disappointed, wasn’t that a fair deal? Okay, I’ll see if I can lower the price only if you’re smart enough to solve this mystery below.

It’s time for a riddle. Well, I’m not trying to test if you’re Panchvi Pass Se Tej or not but you might know the answer, just in case:

Why is HONEY golden in color?

A) Because of the Sun the flowers receive?
B) Because Flower Pollen is naturally Golden?
C) Because it’s manufactured that way?
D) I don’t know.

What say? Will you go for option D or would you rather stick around for a while for the answer? The correct answer is here.

So, how was the trip to Honeyland? Now, tell me- Why’s Honey golden in colour??

Sometimes reaching out to your friends through online pranks can be so much FUNnnn. Don’t believe me? Try this out: A Sweet Friend Send You Here

All I’m trying to say is spice up your online mood with these online pranks.

One last teaser before I end this newsletter:

Observe this 3D picture carefully, and try to find a girl. Look, watch and observe, there’s a girl in this pic ready to be discovered.

Don’t give up, and let me know how does she look!