Jokes Duniya

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

So, Peter asks the first guy, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?”

“None. I had a perfect marriage.”

Great, says Peter. You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper.

And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?
“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy.

Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac.

And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?
“12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy.

Okay, says Peter. You get a rusty Ford. Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.

What’s wrong?

I just saw my wife.

So?

She was riding a skateboard.

Beta Maa se: Maa, aaj maine bahut punya ka kam kiya.

Maa: Kya kiya Beta?

Beta: Maine aaj ek andhi aurat ko road paar karaya.

Maa: Waah! Magar tumhe koi dikkat toh nahi hui.

Beta: Bahut dikkat hui maa. Woh aurat road hi nahi paar karna chah rahi thi!

Three friends were traveling and went to a desert and were not getting any food. After a long search they got one Jack fruit and some bananas. They ate bananas at night and put the Jack fruit for morning breakfast.

Next morning when they woke up and described what they dreamt at night. One is telling I went to 7th layer of the sky and saw nice young fairies were dancing besides me.

Another one is telling that I went bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One beautiful girl came and kissed me and told me that she is the Queen of the Sea. She touches my hands and whole night we ate, drank and made merry. Really fantastic.

3rd one is now describing what he dreamt and he said, “I saw one Black tall ghost, who came to me and chased me and ordered me to eat the Jack fruit. But I told him I have got two friends, without them I will not eat the Jack fruit.

But the Ghost made me eat the Jack fruit and I ate it all. I tried to call you two, but one of you were in Mid sky and another was under the sea and having fun, so I could do save it for u!

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1. What is height of Fashion?

- Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

- Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active laziness?

- Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Craziness?

- Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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