Jokes Duniya

One friend asked to another friend, “What will you advise your children about marriage?”

Another friend replied, “I will never marry in my life and I will give same advice to my children also.”

A man did accident and Police asked, where is a location of the accident?

The man replied, “approximately near milepost 499.”

Police asked again,”Where is milepost 499?”

The man replied again,”Probably between milepost 498 and 500.”

A car owner taking interview of a driver and finally he told, “OK. you are selected and you will get $ 2000 as starting salary.”

The driver answered, “You are great Sir ! For starting if $2000 then for driving how much sir?

A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, a man came running and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident”.

Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped from his office window in panic to go as-early-as-possible.

While coming down when he was near tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.

A police asked to a thief, “Why you went to stole same rack 3 times in a store?

The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I came to change it twice.”