Jokes Duniya

Man asked God how much is the value of $100 million to you.

God : Its about 1 cent for me.

Man : God how long is 100 years for you.

God : Its about 1 second for me.

Man : God why don’t you give me $100 million its only 1 cent for you.

God : Sure but can you wait 1 second.

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are
forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.” We call this arranged marriage.

I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.

The American said, Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.

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A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting.

“Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” goes the noise form within the mental hospital’s wards.

The man’s curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It’s not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in.

Instantly, someone jabs him in the eye.

As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues: “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”

At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies.

Father says, “Kitchy kitchy koo”.

Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?”

His friend says, “But your kid didn’t smile.”

The father replies, “I was talking about the nurse”

Customer : “How much is that banana for?”

Salesperson : “$1.00″

Customer : “Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?”

Salesperson : “At that rate, you’ll only get the banana peel!”

Customer : “Okay… I’ll buy the banana for 40 cents, but you can keep the peel!”