Jokes Duniya

After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: “Say, do you have AIDS?”.

“NO!”, the guy answers firmly, “Of course not!”

“Oh, that’s good”, replies the blonde, “I don’t wanna catch it again”.

A blonde walks into a shoe shop in Florida and asks the assistant:

“Have you got any alligator shoes for sale?”.

“Yes!” He replied, “They are $2,500?

“I’m not paying that!” the shocked blonde exclaimed.

“I will go into the Everglades, catch an Alligator and get my own”

“Good luck!” said the amused assistant.

So the blonde walked out of the shop.

At 6 o’clock the assistant had finished work and was on his way home when he saw the blonde waist deep in water, holding a baseball bat.

He shouts over to the blonde; “How are you doing?”.

The blonde points over to a pile of dead alligators layed on the bank.

“I’ve killed 6 alligators and not one of them is wearing shoes!”

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.

After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine and pushes another button suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.

“Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?”

The blonde turns around and says, “Yeah right! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m still winning!.”

The doctor told a dumb blonde that if she ran 8 km. a day for 300 days, she would lose 34 kgs.

At the end of 300 days, the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight, but she had a problem.

“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.

“I’m 2400 km. from home.”