Jokes Duniya

A blond and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blond and says, “Poor thing look at the dog with one eye.”

The blond covers one of her eyes and says “where?”

Once all the blond held a grand meeting to prove that the blonds are not stupid. They are also as smart as others. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blonds are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”

A blond works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blonds start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, Uh, I guess we can give him another chance.”

So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened – the blonds starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?”

The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?” Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 blonds jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…

“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde : We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator : Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde : Yes.

Operator : The power in the house in on?
Blonde : Of course.

Operator : And the switch is on?
Blonde : Yes, yes.

Operator : And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde : No, it’s working fine.

Operator : Then what’s the problem?
Blonde : We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

A blonde is on a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

“Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!”

Ground control receive her call for help and answers back:

“Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position”

“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front”

A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

The stylist replied “no” so the blonde left. She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. The stylist agreed.

After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair. The stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. They were saying, “Breathe in, Breathe out”.