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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde : We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator : Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde : Yes.

Operator : The power in the house in on?
Blonde : Of course.

Operator : And the switch is on?
Blonde : Yes, yes.

Operator : And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde : No, it’s working fine.

Operator : Then what’s the problem?
Blonde : We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

A blonde is on a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

“Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!”

Ground control receive her call for help and answers back:

“Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position”

“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front”

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying

“Disney World Left!”

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

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A blonde is on a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

“Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!“

Ground control receive her call for help and answers back:

“Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position”

“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front”.