A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”
Bartender:“What is a B and C?”.
Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”
Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”
Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”
Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”
Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”
Bartender: “What’s a 15?”
Blonde: “7 and 7″
The doctor told a dumb blonde that if she ran 8 km. a day for 300 days, she would lose 34 kgs.
At the end of 300 days, the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight, but she had a problem.
“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.
“I’m 2400 km. from home.”
A blonde is on a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
“Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!“
Ground control receive her call for help and answers back:
“Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position”
“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front”.
A blond and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blond and says, “Poor thing look at the dog with one eye.”
The blond covers one of her eyes and says “where?”
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying
“Disney World Left!”
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.
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