Hai koi jawaab???

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A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.

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The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, ‘Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?’

Hai koi jawaab???


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9 Responses to “Hai koi jawaab???”



  1. romaisa Says:

    this was a nice 1

  2. zahra Says:

    Third Class, bahut fazool, n by the way i dont think that was a joke, kiun k is maiy sirf aik maa ki baizti ki gai hay.OKKKKKK

  3. kashif Says:

    1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
    2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
    3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
    4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
    5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

  4. kaushal Says:

    The woman had / has to check the man before marraige to avoid divorce after marraige…to divide the child…produce one more child and divide two childrens among two ..i.e. one for female and 1 for male…

  5. simarpreet Says:

    keep it up….gud 1

  6. chocolate Says:

    kaushal kya aap lawyer hain??????????

  7. mirza Says:

    this joke is really awsome

  8. malika Says:

    o fo log intne emotional kyun ho jate hai jokes padne par ager aise hi react karne hai to saas bahu dekho na

  9. Akhtar Says:

    hahahaahh
    i like malika coment
    yar joke ko joke ke nazar se dekho sahi hay warna K serial ko jakar dekh lo

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