Aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo…



Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake

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Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?


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5 Responses to “Aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo…”



  1. mamta Says:

    yaar biwion ko itna badnaam kyun kar rakha hai vaise joke achha hai I like it

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  5. Arvind Says:

    mere pass bhi ek esa chokidar h bheju kya????????

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