Suicide Bomber
Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy’s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader : No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Banta : Sir now there are 25 soldiers, can I do it now?
Boss : Wait for more.
Banta : Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss : Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don’t worry about your family, we will look after.
Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.
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