Shivji khush hue
(14 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
Loading ...Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. Shivji khush hue… Prakat hue… Bole…
Puttar maang maang… kya chahiye tujhey !
Bakth utha … bola shivji mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do!
Shivji bole kaisa gadha hai? Unhone kaha puttar tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai. kuch bada maang!
Wo fir bola nahi ji mujhey to aap guitar hi do!
Shivji ne phir samajhaya abey kuch dhang ka maang!
Par wo bola, nahi aap to mujhey guitar hi do!
Shivji uskey pao main gir gaye bole yaar tu kuch aur maang. guitar na maang…
Wo bola nai nai nai !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye.
Ab Shivji gussey main aa gaye ..bole , abey agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata phirta???
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May 24th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
BECHARE SHIVE JI
May 25th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
bechara sadhu ek cheez mangi or shiv ji vo bhi ne de paye
kya shiv ji ap bhi na agar apke pass nhi hai to mujhse maang lete but us sadhu ko apki tapasya karni hogi
May 28th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
hahaha…lol…nice 1..kinda funny
May 29th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Very Nice….
June 1st, 2007 at 11:32 am
IT,S ENOUGH 2 LAUGH
July 4th, 2007 at 2:22 am
hie!!!!!!!!!!dat wasfunny.
September 6th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
above comments on joke made by girls are realy stupid they exhibits lack of sense of humour.it’s very sorry they could not enjoy the joke.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
nice1,
jab brahma g dimag bant rahe the tab most’f girls So rahi thi,
SO they dont knw how2enjoy a joke
November 16th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
aisa hota nahi par insaan kisoch kaisi kaisi hoti hai, lekin joke par hansi bahaut aayeeeee…. hahahahahahahaha!
November 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
jis kisi ne bhi yeh jog likha hai padhkar bahot hansi aayi kyoun ke bichara shivaji jo sadhu ko ek guitar nahin de saka o kisi ko kya de sakhta hai
November 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
joke a one tha hahahahahaha!!!!
kyun ke itni tapasya ke baad bhi saadu ko kuch nahin mila at least damru dena tha purane zamane ka guitar bol ke
November 29th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
kya yaar shivaji!!
ek guitar nahi de sakte aap!!
ab ek kam karo ye damaroo chod kar aap bhi guitar bajana shuru karo
December 5th, 2007 at 11:55 am
This is good joke but it is not required to give the name of prestigious god like Shiva
December 12th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Ha ha!what a nice joke!
January 7th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
superb…….
February 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
it’s very funny
February 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
what a joke!
February 9th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
cooool
March 11th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
bahot khub kahot khub kya bat hai mera to pet …
April 11th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Hi Its juss a gud joke take it as joke dats it
May 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
arey …yaaaar..jokes mei kum se kum bhagvan ko to chhodo….varna woh shaap denge to tum ………?
May 16th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
shivji pagaol hai
May 19th, 2008 at 3:47 am
This is a fabulous joke. But I think Mirza’s (15th March 2008 comment) comment is stupid as he tries to differentiate between Gods.We can also criticise his God but we tend not to.
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
jokes r inventions of idiot’s mind,but site’s owner must see these kind of religious things that could make problems to person who beleive in GOd.
fault is not of creator but fault is of publisher
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
if creator of this joke is hindu,i really hv shame on him or her
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 am
jis tarah oxygen zaroori hai jeene key liye usi tarah hasney ke liye jokes zaroori hai magar pointing someone like gods inwhich we truly believe is really foolishness!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
mirza, get a life…..it was a joke which u were toooo up-yourself to understand or appreciate
July 14th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
na…..achha na…….bura
July 19th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
bahut khoob mere pas shabd nahi is jokes ke liye kyonki I was very sad to my self so came on pc then find some sites for jokes then I find this and read all the jokes they all are fantastic.Now I am so happy.Thank you so much for making this kind of work on net
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 am
nice joke buddy
i dont know why some people take the jokes very sereiously
joke hai bhai dil pe mat le yaar
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July 22nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Very Nice Jokes…………
August 4th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Yeh joh joke hai ……. yeh kiska hai kaaaaaaaaam …. joker ka bas lethey hue naammmmmmm yahi kahenge ki what a joke yaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……….really very funny………