Our dear Santa

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Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”

The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

Englishman

The Muslim replied : “Chameli”
Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your ass with that!”


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2 Responses to “Our dear Santa”



  1. Moin Says:

    HA, HA, HA.

  2. None Says:

    I loved it. Its the best one yet

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