IT husband
Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found…
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters…
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It’s by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use… Try after some time.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus.
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September 5th, 2009 at 12:59 am
its good but i wish he get hang
January 25th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
seems very good computer engg.
ha ha ha
August 25th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
it is really cool,nice,good
September 1st, 2010 at 6:01 pm
ha ha ha ha ha:)
September 15th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
gud….bt not so…:(
August 6th, 2011 at 11:30 pm
very good
August 6th, 2011 at 11:30 pm
good joke