Dhamkiya mil rahi hai



Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

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Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer:
Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”


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17 Responses to “Dhamkiya mil rahi hai”



  1. adrian Says:

    awsome man!!!!!!!!111

  2. Zinnia Says:

    This made me laugh like crazy.. its an excellent Joke :-) !!!

  3. a.k Says:

    wow yaar what an awesome joke

  4. ritika Says:

    this is a wonderful joke. thanks to sender.

  5. Devendra Says:

    It is very good jokes

  6. Lav Says:

    nice..funny

  7. Lav Says:

    nice

  8. sshikha Says:

    boring & bakwas

  9. cute girls like me Says:

    hmmm…….. try little bit more to do fun ok all the best

  10. hitanshi Says:

    its so bakwasssss and they are so mean

  11. amit bhadouria Says:

    that a gud……

  12. harsh Says:

    that’s gooood

  13. harsh Says:

    that is goooooood

  14. Priya Says:

    Welljob for writin
    well….,69% good for me
    then..Bbye!

  15. DEV.SHARMA Says:

    SUKER H DEAR KI YE DAMKIYA KISI HOSPITAL SE NAHI H NAHI TO ……………………

  16. santosh Says:

    thise is not funny

  17. PRIYA JANGIR Says:

    nhi
    to
    band baj jati haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………………..

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