Tumhe phansi hogi
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Loading ...Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
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February 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Nice Jokes
May 26th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
LEKIN MAI TOH DAS BAJE TAK SOTA HO!!!!!!!!!!
May 30th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
AUR MAIN 11 BAJE TAK
June 1st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
must read it….
Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win Rs. 1 crore….in Crorepathi Prgrame. The proceding is like below..
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A. 116
B. 99
C. 100
D. 150
Sardar says “I will skip this”
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A. BRASIL
B. CHILE
C. PANAMA
D. EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A. JANUARY
B. SEPTEMBER
C. OCTOBER
D. NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A. EDER
B. ALBERT
C. GEORGE
D. MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A. CANARYBIRD
B. KANGAROO
C. PUPPY
D. RAT
Sardar gives up.
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardarji’s replies, Then please check the answers below:
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1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who’s the dumb one….U foolish , So,..Don’t ever laugh at a Sardar ji again.OKAY