Run from a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them.
The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.
The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.”
“I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”
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January 8th, 2009 at 12:04 am
old joke. posted again
January 8th, 2009 at 3:21 am
retarded
November 18th, 2010 at 1:15 am
accha tha lekin maza tho bilkul bhi nahein aayaa