Mera kaan mat kato
Ek din adaalat mein judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat liye jaye.”
Mujrim ne bahoot bhaye ke saath kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.”
Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha “My baap kaan kaat lenge toh main chashma kahan lagaunga.”
Submitted by: mohd javed
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June 19th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
hahaha …witty remark
September 4th, 2010 at 10:26 am
thnx zubeda………………….for commenting on my joke…
September 10th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
andhe nahin honge!!!………………………………………….because……………………………………………………………………………………..
contact lens invent ho chuka hai!!!