Modern Heights..

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1. What is height of Fashion?

- Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

- Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active laziness?

- Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Craziness?

- Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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6. What is height of Stupidity?

-A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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7. What is height of Honesty?

- A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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8. What is height of Suicide?

- A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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9. What is height of De-hydration?

- A cow giving milk powder.

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One Response to “Modern Heights..”



  1. its_me Says:

    awesome man!!!!!!!!
    kp it up

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