$10,000 per phone call!!!
(71 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)
Loading ...An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.
“O.K., thank you,” said the American.
He then traveled to pakistan, srilanka, russia, Germany and France.
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same “$10,000 per call” sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read “One Rupee per call.”
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
“Father, I’ve traveled all over World and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?”
The priest smiled and answered, “You’re in India now, son it’s a local call”.
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March 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 am
GR8888888888888888888
March 24th, 2007 at 10:30 am
hay it is reallyyyyyyyyyyy nice i like it most
simply
we are indians
March 24th, 2007 at 10:33 am
HAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ITS NICE REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WE ARE INDIANS
SO IT IS REALLY MEANING FULL
March 25th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
HEY!!!!!THT WZ VRY HILLARIOUS
April 8th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
sorry, but bull shit
April 16th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Nice
but not good
April 18th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Jhakas…………
April 19th, 2007 at 11:14 am
not funny, but meaningful…
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Dear Mr. Agarwal,
It was splendid. Hearwarming and Electrifying Humour.
Thanks for sharing such a nice piece.
All the best.
tamal moitra
April 23rd, 2007 at 12:23 pm
amazing & interesting
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Hey it was ok..but you have given better stuff…don’t lower ur standard
May 5th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
India! heaven! what a joke ha!ha!ha!
May 7th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
it was agood one
but could give much better one
May 19th, 2007 at 10:08 am
ur jokes very funy.
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:53 pm
i agree with shiv its totally bullshit and tooooooooo long to read very boring.
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:08 pm
its is bull shit i dont like at all cos i was knew that heaven wil be in india.
June 15th, 2007 at 12:07 am
India is the the earthly heaven. It sh’d
be the same currency.
June 17th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Yes Right sir,
all the heaven are lived in India only.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
grrrr8888888888
June 29th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
its gr8 to b indians!!!!
IM INDIAN
July 11th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
saare jahanse acha but the story is too big
July 19th, 2007 at 5:52 am
it’s ok but difficult to understand maybe any simple one n make others laugh……
July 19th, 2007 at 9:19 am
so so not soooooo good
July 21st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Hi Pawan sir,
This is really nice sir.This one made me feel happy.
Thanks sir.
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
indeed india is the place of gold!
July 25th, 2007 at 1:28 am
just OK not good
August 4th, 2007 at 9:29 am
It is very good joke.
August 13th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
we r proud to b indians jai hind………
but this story is too lengthy but still its good
August 21st, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Need Short & Sweet,,,,,,,,but good
August 24th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Yes, Sare Jaha se Aacha Hindusta Hamara,
But joke is very lenthy make it short,
& send short & Sweet jokes & also hindustani jokes or massages.
be indian.
August 24th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
It is not only inspiration joke but real fact.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
nice joke!!!!who eva thought that there wud b a direct line 4 heaven????well i am not indian….hehehe…gud joke lol
August 31st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
………..zzaakaas…..
September 21st, 2007 at 6:31 pm
NOT FUNNY…COME UP WITH SOMETHING SENSIBLE BUT HILARIOUS JOKE..
September 24th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
If it is a direct line to hell then it is acceptable. Calling India a heaven is an insult to the heaven.
October 1st, 2007 at 4:54 am
it is a fact told in a funny way, Indian and Indians both are the best.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
hahahhah i m very happy witg dis joke………….
October 14th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
It was acool and joyous joke ever .
October 17th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
great. India is really a heaven for us all and we are proud to be an Indian.
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:01 am
nice one. indian and proud of it
October 24th, 2007 at 3:37 am
yes it was fantastic job but by mistake, u have typed name of India, u have excused for that misyake for the first time. don’t make blunder again bro.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:11 am
too nice. India is heaven. we proud to being an indian…
November 14th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Inane… Why flatter yourself in a hundred different ways, when the reality stares right in your face everyday? Think of ways to make it a better place. This is neither funny nor… anything.. This is foolish!
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:15 am
i didnt get dis jke
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:42 am
i like this joke very much. It,s true.
November 24th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
hehehe its not afair ….
November 26th, 2007 at 11:46 am
simply i have no words to describe it
it is simply wonderful
November 26th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
JOke is good. but infact if you see Nandigrama violance, political development in Karnataka, poverty and illeteracy in Bihar, terror attack on various place, you never feel India is heaven
December 6th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
It’s just nice and a fact too. I am living abroad. Now I feel about our India that I am missing the HEAVEN.
December 13th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
I have to go to india to make a call to HEAVEN it’s really cheap!!!!!!!!!!1
January 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
hey there is no church in Pakistan
January 8th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
u told this joke already……..
.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
send new ones please…………….
January 17th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
its very good
January 19th, 2008 at 3:43 am
hey i am not indian,but i liked thiks jokes, this jokes is very meaningful i liked this.i love india.sare jahase accha hindustan hamara.jay hind
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Good But End is not Very Good not joking it’s simple.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:01 am
good joke also keeping countries esttem high
January 31st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
quit amusing though indian’s being cheap doesn’t mean that cals 2 GOD r easly made so nice try 4 a joke but u can do better.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
how nice it is and we the indinas can be proud of our nationality
February 14th, 2008 at 4:20 am
jojO!
March 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
mind blowing i think its real
March 12th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
This is d most intelligent thought shaped in d form of a jape…
INDIA
IS
BEST
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Very interesting
Thanks
March 31st, 2008 at 11:09 am
wow great and really have a proud of being indian
April 18th, 2008 at 10:04 am
hhahahah
aacha hai joke…
very nice
April 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
too long! not soooo good!
http://www.jusstjokes.blogspot.com
May 10th, 2008 at 11:28 am
i was not so gr888888888
but i think it was true
do u think india is just like this
i dont
so,
it was not good enough
its OKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Hi,
This call is Local Call but to make this call you need to take permission from Burocrats and Government and have to take License, The License fees is Rs.100 But to take a License you have to Bribe to a officer USD 9999 so ultimately the call cost is same.
Sanjay Kasat
November 26th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
PYARA BACHHA….WHT A JOKE….NAAM HI PYARA HAI….BAKI BULL SHITT
BUT THIS WAS REALLY A NYCE ONE!!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
well i am speachless i don,t know what to say it,s tooooooooooooo funny but i don,t understand where on earth will we get this type of telephone???????
December 20th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
“what’s so funny in this?? can anyone TELL me. and please if you find any golden telephone like the one mentioned above then please let me know i am willing to talk to GOD……..”
overall the joke was ok - ok>>>>
March 1st, 2009 at 12:29 pm
hahaha its too funny & meaningful…proud to be an Indian
March 8th, 2009 at 1:12 am
Have you seen the tamil film ,anbe sivam
you are a god and i am a god as well.it is a local call. proud to be an indian
alphonse from east africa.
June 14th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
It is not a joke. It is like a story.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
not so good…
August 29th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Amazing
August 29th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
its funny
thanks fr ur nice jokes
August 30th, 2009 at 7:25 am
Itz a nice joke.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Really nice and really enjoiable
August 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Yes,God lives in my INDIA
August 30th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Nice, and I feel really God Lives in my INDIA.
August 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
very nice !!!!
$10,000 per phone call!!!
August 30th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
It’s no doubt excellant to express the status of our contry.
August 30th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
gr88888888888888888
August 30th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
its good joke.Proud to be an Indian.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:20 am
proud to be an indian eventhough i am living 35 years in africa
August 31st, 2009 at 9:49 am
It is quite good but not so attractive.
August 31st, 2009 at 1:29 pm
it was truly loving & proudy kind of joke. it really justify our country.
August 31st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
it’s really nice one…..
September 7th, 2009 at 12:32 am
nice joke keep it up
September 10th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Ha Ha Ha …….. good one.
September 12th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
HM…..
not bad but dere r better ones
September 14th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Its all bull shit and very stupid–boring joke…!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
It’s a below standard joke!Absolutely horrible.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am
top
October 8th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
nice joke keep it up
October 12th, 2009 at 10:36 am
pj
October 31st, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Good…nice……..ha ha ha ha
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:55 am
very good,not funny but meaningful
November 2nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm
my wife have sixty chil.please send me limica book adress,we join that club
December 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
SUPERB jOke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked it very much …….
December 20th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
INDIA IS HEAVEN
January 21st, 2010 at 9:45 am
I couldn’t connect it well though it seemed as a joke..
January 25th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
purely indian and real one.
January 25th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
its really a good example to other country people’s. now it as changed to 1 paise per call. because god is very close to us………./
February 17th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Ha! ha!……..a
Nice one
March 7th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
hey this is superb. I m proud to be and Indian
March 12th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Worsest jok…..
wake_up yaar your dream is over.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Worsest jok…..
wake_up yaar Ur dream is over.
Din me tare dekh raha hai kiya.Do U know India is amongst top 5 crupt country.Had hoti hai Din me sapne dekhne ki.