$10,000 per phone call!!!

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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

church home

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

Golden Phone

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

“O.K., thank you,” said the American.

He then traveled to pakistan, srilanka, russia, Germany and France.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same “$10,000 per call” sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read “One Rupee per call.”

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.

“Father, I’ve traveled all over World and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?”

The priest smiled and answered, “You’re in India now, son it’s a local call”.


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69 Responses to “$10,000 per phone call!!!”



  1. PG Says:

    GR8888888888888888888

  2. dinesh Says:

    hay it is reallyyyyyyyyyyy nice i like it most
    simply
    we are indians

  3. dinesh Says:

    HAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    ITS NICE REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    WE ARE INDIANS
    SO IT IS REALLY MEANING FULL

  4. SANIYA Says:

    HEY!!!!!THT WZ VRY HILLARIOUS

  5. shiv Says:

    sorry, but bull shit

  6. Varun Says:

    Nice
    but not good

  7. rajesh Says:

    Jhakas…………

  8. subodh. waghmare Says:

    not funny, but meaningful…

  9. tamal moitra Says:

    Dear Mr. Agarwal,
    It was splendid. Hearwarming and Electrifying Humour.
    Thanks for sharing such a nice piece.
    All the best.

    tamal moitra

  10. nilesh kumar Says:

    amazing & interesting

  11. Manjeet Says:

    Hey it was ok..but you have given better stuff…don’t lower ur standard

  12. pyara bacha Says:

    India! heaven! what a joke ha!ha!ha!

  13. anu Says:

    it was agood one
    but could give much better one

  14. sarveshwari Says:

    ur jokes very funy.

  15. nikki Says:

    i agree with shiv its totally bullshit and tooooooooo long to read very boring.

  16. issa Says:

    its is bull shit i dont like at all cos i was knew that heaven wil be in india.

  17. tonnyml4 Says:

    India is the the earthly heaven. It sh’d
    be the same currency.

  18. rajesh verma Says:

    Yes Right sir,
    all the heaven are lived in India only.

  19. dulu Says:

    grrrr8888888888

  20. chunky Says:

    its gr8 to b indians!!!!
    IM INDIAN

  21. Subuddhi Says:

    saare jahanse acha but the story is too big

  22. santhia Says:

    it’s ok but difficult to understand maybe any simple one n make others laugh……

  23. magic Says:

    so so not soooooo good

  24. kanika Says:

    Hi Pawan sir,
    This is really nice sir.This one made me feel happy.
    Thanks sir.

  25. MODIBA R.V Says:

    indeed india is the place of gold!

  26. Noufil Says:

    just OK not good

  27. Mahadev Says:

    It is very good joke.

  28. Bhaskar Says:

    we r proud to b indians jai hind………
    but this story is too lengthy but still its good

  29. Maz Says:

    Need Short & Sweet,,,,,,,,but good

  30. Pallavi P Says:

    Yes, Sare Jaha se Aacha Hindusta Hamara,
    But joke is very lenthy make it short,
    & send short & Sweet jokes & also hindustani jokes or massages.
    be indian.

  31. Priya Says:

    It is not only inspiration joke but real fact.

  32. nasha Says:

    nice joke!!!!who eva thought that there wud b a direct line 4 heaven????well i am not indian….hehehe…gud joke lol

  33. ashok Says:

    ………..zzaakaas…..

  34. fe_fairy Says:

    NOT FUNNY…COME UP WITH SOMETHING SENSIBLE BUT HILARIOUS JOKE..

  35. Ruchis Says:

    If it is a direct line to hell then it is acceptable. Calling India a heaven is an insult to the heaven.

  36. dev Says:

    it is a fact told in a funny way, Indian and Indians both are the best.

  37. biplab Says:

    hahahhah i m very happy witg dis joke………….

  38. geofrey Says:

    It was acool and joyous joke ever .

  39. Pankaj Says:

    great. India is really a heaven for us all and we are proud to be an Indian.

  40. niti Says:

    nice one. indian and proud of it

  41. krishna Says:

    yes it was fantastic job but by mistake, u have typed name of India, u have excused for that misyake for the first time. don’t make blunder again bro.

  42. Teetkumar Says:

    too nice. India is heaven. we proud to being an indian…

  43. Hmmm Says:

    Inane… Why flatter yourself in a hundred different ways, when the reality stares right in your face everyday? Think of ways to make it a better place. This is neither funny nor… anything.. This is foolish!

  44. shamaila Says:

    i didnt get dis jke

  45. suruchi Says:

    i like this joke very much. It,s true.

  46. jhn_sak@yahoo.co.uk Says:

    hehehe its not afair ….

  47. genu Says:

    simply i have no words to describe it
    it is simply wonderful

  48. Raju Says:

    JOke is good. but infact if you see Nandigrama violance, political development in Karnataka, poverty and illeteracy in Bihar, terror attack on various place, you never feel India is heaven

  49. RaaaM Says:

    It’s just nice and a fact too. I am living abroad. Now I feel about our India that I am missing the HEAVEN.

  50. gopi the great Says:

    I have to go to india to make a call to HEAVEN it’s really cheap!!!!!!!!!!1

  51. priya Says Says:

    nice, but its not a joke!!!!!

  52. radia Says:

    hey there is no church in Pakistan

  53. priya Says:

    u told this joke already……..
    .

  54. priya Says:

    send new ones please…………….

  55. sajjad Says:

    its very good

  56. sargam Says:

    hey i am not indian,but i liked thiks jokes, this jokes is very meaningful i liked this.i love india.sare jahase accha hindustan hamara.jay hind

  57. Sandip Says:

    Good But End is not Very Good not joking it’s simple.

  58. GOVINDARAJ.K Says:

    good joke also keeping countries esttem high

  59. ann Says:

    quit amusing though indian’s being cheap doesn’t mean that cals 2 GOD r easly made so nice try 4 a joke but u can do better.

  60. pg Says:

    how nice it is and we the indinas can be proud of our nationality

  61. ade Says:

    jojO!

  62. arshad Says:

    mind blowing i think its real

  63. Raul Says:

    This is d most intelligent thought shaped in d form of a jape…

    INDIA
    IS
    BEST

  64. shiva Says:

    Very interesting

    Thanks

  65. manjit singh Says:

    wow great and really have a proud of being indian

  66. muskan Says:

    hhahahah

    aacha hai joke…
    very nice

  67. moonaai Says:

    too long! not soooo good!
    http://www.jusstjokes.blogspot.com

  68. pretty or preeti Says:

    i was not so gr888888888
    but i think it was true
    do u think india is just like this
    i dont
    so,

    it was not good enough
    its OKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

  69. SANJAY Says:

    Hi,

    This call is Local Call but to make this call you need to take permission from Burocrats and Government and have to take License, The License fees is Rs.100 But to take a License you have to Bribe to a officer USD 9999 so ultimately the call cost is same.

    Sanjay Kasat

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