Plastic Surgery not that Good
(7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)
Loading ...A 60 year old woman was walking along when she heard a voice from above “You will live to be 100.”
She looked around and didn t see anyone. Again she heard “You will live to be 100.”
Oh! she thought to herself that was the voice of God. I’ve got 40 more years to live!
So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.
When she left the plastic surgeon s office, she got hit by a bus and died and went up to heaven.
She said to God, “You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?”.
God said, “I didn’t recognize you”.
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November 4th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
just booooooooooouing !!!
November 15th, 2007 at 12:14 am
One should NOT write jokes which includes GOD’s words which definitely composed of fake words because it means the joke writer is making LIE on GOD.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
GOD says to shut the fuck up before i smite ye!!!!!!!!