Customer Care in 2020…
Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…
Customer : Hello, can I order..
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer : It s eh…, hold………. on……889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK… you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system Sir.
Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza…
Operator : That’s not a good idea Sir.
Customer : How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir
Customer : What?… What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it
Customer : How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from
the National Library last week Sir.
Customer : OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
is $49.99!
Customer : Can I pay by! credit card?
Operator : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer : I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today
Customer : Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can t wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle…
Customer : What!
Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,…registration number 1123…
Operator : Is there anything else Sir?
Customer : Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also
diabetic…….
Customer : #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?
Customer : Faints…..
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October 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Thats very nice.
……….hahahaha……….
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Thats sweet and funny
…….hahahaha………
October 4th, 2007 at 2:23 am
i luv it…
October 4th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
HOPE SO IT REALLY GETS LIKE THIS IN THE NEXT COMING YEARS…….ANYWAY NICE JOKE……
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October 19th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
luvLy mwaahh 2 u
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October 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Very funny.
What will happen if technology reveals everything? Hahahahahahahahaa…………..
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:44 pm
haha i luv it
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October 28th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
goooood really funny
November 26th, 2007 at 9:46 am
yeh its good…..
December 5th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Loved it
February 15th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Lovely Joke
February 27th, 2008 at 6:26 am
hahahahahahahahaha
April 7th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
super joke.. wonderful
November 12th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
superb
February 27th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
very nice.
February 28th, 2010 at 9:21 am
stupid
February 28th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
this is scary yet so funny…
imagine when we’re in that customer positi0n.. hmm, i juz might get an heart attack…
March 1st, 2010 at 10:19 am
i dont think it was a joke it was just like irritating
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
hey give him pizaa free nither he will dia before…very nice joke
March 6th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
LOL LOVE IT
March 9th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Simply, superb, hat’s up to u.
March 9th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
simply, superb, hat’s upto ur creativeness, hope this turn true in coming years.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
it’s an awesome one man.
March 18th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
very funny……..i like it………haha haha
May 9th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
hey was long nd tooooo long but was goooood………….:-)
June 24th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
good immagination
July 1st, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Wow realy very good.
This is second time when i recieved a very good joke.
wow…….
September 15th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
excellent thinking superb
November 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 pm
This is just 2 much
November 7th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
hahaha…. excellent joke…. ;P
….. loved it…
December 8th, 2010 at 7:53 am
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February 7th, 2011 at 8:41 pm
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:rofl:
February 23rd, 2011 at 5:47 pm
MIND BLOWING .. .. ..
April 15th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
very nice !!!
April 16th, 2011 at 1:04 am
Very Nice !!!!!!!
but onething that should be seen here is developments in technology…
hahahha
May 18th, 2011 at 11:01 am
Mazz aa Gaya.
Keep it up mr. Khan
May 23rd, 2011 at 6:57 pm
wht is it
May 23rd, 2011 at 9:16 pm
niceeeeeeeeeee
June 15th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
hahhahahah
July 25th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
excellent and at the same time it is proved that care center people do hard work.
Keep it up sir
k. shanthi rao
August 16th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
hahaha..nyc1..was worth it!!!
August 23rd, 2011 at 12:13 pm
achha tha
September 30th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
very nice joke but its too lengthy……….
October 8th, 2011 at 7:10 pm
very long joke
December 8th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
LENGTHY BUT….SWEET
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