A Blind Man and His Dog

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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.

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A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.”

“Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him.”


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2 Responses to “A Blind Man and His Dog”



  1. sristi Says:

    that was not so funny.in fact its cruel to hit da dog!

  2. kiran Says:

    bad joke.right

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