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Never Mind

A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.

“They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by mistake.”

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22 Responses to “Never Mind”

1. chander kumar soni Says:
   August 27th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

   ha ha ha.
   kya baat hain.

2. sour23 Says:
   September 18th, 2007 at 8:28 am

   hahahahahhaaaa it was really very funny man

3. NNNNN Says:
   September 20th, 2007 at 10:54 pm

   hahaha it is ok…………

4. Ronal Says:
   September 22nd, 2007 at 2:05 am

   that was really funny …….

5. mArRy nOOr Says:
   October 22nd, 2007 at 5:14 pm

   its fine…

6. Noufil Says:
   January 20th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

   it’s nice. i did like it. keep it up.

7. Mira Says:
   February 6th, 2008 at 12:35 am

   nice one too
   love it

8. Ayanda Says:
   February 20th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

   That was crayz man!I wish to be drunk like dat when ever I go 2 booze, just 4get every thing who ha!

9. lyn Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 4:54 pm

   b careful guys out there,not bad!!

10. Goddieus Says:
    January 27th, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    This is the asillar true story where a drunken man slept in the banana plantation and started calling the Thinking was callin a wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    it happenned in my Village.
    AHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11. Sneha Says:
    February 25th, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    gud joke

12. imran Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    excellent…it really rock

13. shashwathi nbhat Says:
    August 29th, 2010 at 6:31 am

    nice one..its really good……..

14. priyanshi Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    fantastic

15. riya Says:
    September 23rd, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    hahahaha…… :p

16. V@rUn Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 10:53 am

    nice one…………..

17. Anushka Jain Says:
    December 11th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    A great poor joke [PJ].

18. NISHANT Says:
    January 2nd, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    HE HE……………..

19. sandeep Says:
    January 10th, 2011 at 10:51 am

    oh yeah sometime it happens i really experienced that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 222 gttbf

20. jolly Says:
    February 26th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    wonderful one
    

21. disha Says:
    November 3rd, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    BUDDHU…..!!
    

22. disha Says:
    November 3rd, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    GOOODDD

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