Never Mind

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A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.

“They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out.

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However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by mistake.”


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9 Responses to “Never Mind”



  1. chander kumar soni Says:

    ha ha ha.
    kya baat hain.

  2. sour23 Says:

    hahahahahhaaaa it was really very funny man

  3. NNNNN Says:

    hahaha it is ok…………

  4. Ronal Says:

    that was really funny …….

  5. mArRy nOOr Says:

    its fine…

  6. Noufil Says:

    it’s nice. i did like it. keep it up.

  7. Mira Says:

    nice one too
    love it

  8. Ayanda Says:

    That was crayz man!I wish to be drunk like dat when ever I go 2 booze, just 4get every thing who ha!

  9. lyn Says:

    b careful guys out there,not bad!!

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