Never Mind
A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.
“They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.
“Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by mistake.”
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(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
August 27th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
ha ha ha.
kya baat hain.
September 18th, 2007 at 8:28 am
hahahahahhaaaa it was really very funny man
September 20th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
hahaha it is ok…………
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:05 am
that was really funny …….
October 22nd, 2007 at 5:14 pm
its fine…
January 20th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
it’s nice. i did like it. keep it up.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:35 am
nice one too
love it
February 20th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
That was crayz man!I wish to be drunk like dat when ever I go 2 booze, just 4get every thing who ha!
April 1st, 2008 at 4:54 pm
b careful guys out there,not bad!!